wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

(Source: bl-eehh, via pizza)

meladoodle:

the saddest thing about cactuses is that they have their little arms out like they’re looking for a hug but no one’s gonna go near em

(via pizza)

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

now we wait

he mad

(via pizza)